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So Minnie tells Mickey she wants a divorce, Mickey tells her are you fucking crazy, Minnie says no I’m fucking goofy.
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Reality...
Dad, can I borrow some money?
Expectation:
Reality:
Going to bed.
Expectation:
Reality:
Taking a group picture.
Expectation:
Reality:
Doing the Moonwalk.
Expectation:
Reality:
When drawing.
Expectation:
Reality:
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| Britain: | Excuse Me |
|---|---|
| Mexico: | Perdon |
| Italy: | Permesso |
| France: | Pardon |
| Canada: | Sorry |
| America: | Get the fuck out of my way douchedick |
| Australia: | OI CUNT GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY |
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