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I am proud to say that I have never been the anonymous person telling people they’re ugly, fat, or go die.

funnybro:

THIS

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So Minnie tells Mickey she wants a divorce, Mickey tells her are you fucking crazy, Minnie says no I’m fucking goofy.

Reality...

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Dad, can I borrow some money?

Expectation:

Reality:

Going to bed.

Expectation:

Reality:

Taking a group picture.

Expectation:

Reality:

Doing the Moonwalk.

Expectation:

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When drawing.

Expectation:

Reality:

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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: OI CUNT GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY